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British firm launches beard reducing shaving range exclusively for the men of America
Millions of men all over America share a common problem – they suffer from tough stubble that defies the attentions of every shaving product known to man, and blunts the edge of even the keenest razor. || Read more
Introducing Dreadnought – The Ultimate Shaving Experience For Real Men!
1. A person that fears nothing
2. One that is among the largest and most powerful of its kind
Blue Beards of America & Canada unite!
Millions of men all over America and Canada share a common problem – that tough stubble that seems to defy the attentions of every shaving product and blunts the edge of the keenest razor – “Blue Beard”.
Do you endure the morning misery of tackling your “Blue Beard” with inadequate products designed for the bum fluff brigade? Do you get to the point where your face is on fire after an abortive attempt to produce a result that will last beyond afternoon tea? Are you fed up to the back teeth with a 5 O’clock shadow appearing before lunch?
It’s Your Own Fault!
Are you using a tin of fluffy super market foam or perhaps some super expensive, designer label concoction more akin to face cream than a shaving preparation for real men? If so you should know better – these guys are only interested in flogging you girly products at massive margins – you need a shaving solution designed for “Blue Beards” by fellow sufferers.
The Ultimate Shaving Solution for Real Men™
We can’t help being charged up with beard inducing testosterone that produces sand paper tough stubble that can cut glass – but we can choose a shaving solution that works! It’s called Dreadnought guys!
Manufactured with pride in Great Britain exclusively for the men of the United States of America and Canada, the Dreadnought range of male grooming products matches British craftsmanship and tradition with cutting edge technology to meet the shaving needs of the modern man.
The range of Dreadnought shaving products was designed and engineered to tackle the toughest of beards whilst reducing razor rash, burn, cuts, nicks and ingrowing hairs. Our shaving range contains Decelerine which reduces the appearance of beard growth whilst also moisturising and protecting the skin to allow for the closest of shaves.
Razor Rash & Burn – You Have Been Warned
Our customers tell us that using Dreadnought virtually eradicates shaving rash, burn and those uncomfortable lumps and bumps. If you are a masochist and love a bit of pain first thing in the morning then you should not use Dreadnought as it will give you a clean, smooth, painless shave.
Warning – Bum Fluff Brigade
If you are a fully paid up member of the bum fluff brigade then Dreadnought is simply not for you. May be respectfully suggest that you try some of the foamy stuff you can get from any supermarket. Dreadnought is for Real Men. Your pathetic excuse for whiskers don’t deserve Dreadnought.
Love Life Warning
Stand by to repel borders – when we selected the scent we went through a fastidious process to ensure that Dreadnought smelt totally delicious to both the user and the fairer sex. And my did we pull it off – universally acclaimed for being masculine but ever so irresistible when it comes to the ladies Dreadnought is going to change your love life. Expect a few admiring neck nuzzles from the love of your life as she not only checks out your smooth shave but takes a sly sniff at the same time. Sorry chaps – we couldn’t help it! Take advantage when you can, even if it means being late for work.
Dreadnought is totally against animal testing!
We couldn’t actually find any guinea pigs, beagles, lab rats or rabbits daft enough to volunteer for product testing so we resorted to testing on real human beings instead! Luckily the boys in the lab had done a fine job and all the chaps survived the experience and have suffered no ill effects. You can use all Dreadnought products with no fear and a totally clear conscience!