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No……You are not manly enough to use Dreadnought. We have designed the product range for real men and I’m sorry, you don’t qualify.
We are not ashamed to admit that we originally developed the Dreadnought product and marketing approach to appeal to ‘manly’ men and not ladies. The truth is though that it may well be just about the best range of products you could possibly use on your legs, underarms and bikini line. But be warned ladies – your man is not going to be best pleased if you start using his supply of Dreadnought – therefore it is advisable to BUY YOUR OWN!
Yes of course…Dreadnought uses totally recyclable packaging. Remember, Real Men recycle!
Real men might try but we don’t advise it.
The Dreadnought range is totally devoid of the thought to be possibly nasty chemical preservative Paraben.
Dreadnought has a signature scent that was chosen by shaving enthusiasts. It is based on a fresh and classic English barbershop scent with a modern twist. We’re hoping to give it a name soon!
Standy to repel borders – when we selected the scent we went through a fastidious process to ensure that Dreadnought smelt totally delicious to both the user and the fairer sex. And my did we pull it off – universally acclaimed for being masculine but ever so irresistible when it comes to the ladies The Dreadnought is going to change your love life. Expect a few admiring neck nuzzles from the love of your life as she not only checks out your smooth shave but takes a sly sniff at the same time. Sorry chaps – we couldn’t help it! Take advantage when you can, even if it means being late for work.
The Dreadnought range of consumables (pre-shave oil, shaving cream, post-shave balm and anti-perspirant deodorant), razors, ‘Vanguard’ shaving brush, drip stands, razor stands, shaving bowls and shaving towels is made with vegetarian friendly ingredients. Real Men can be vegetarians too!!
The Dreadnought range of consumables (pre-shave oil, shaving cream, post-shave balm and anti-perspirant deodorant), razors, ‘Vanguard’ shaving brush, drip stands, razor stands, shaving bowls and shaving towels is made with vegan friendly ingredients. Real Men can be vegetarians too!!
The Dreadnought range is totally against animal testing! We couldn’t actually find any guinea pigs, beagles, lab rats or rabbits daft enough to volunteer for product testing so we resorted to testing on real human beings instead! Luckily the boys in the lab had done a fine job and all the chaps survived the experience and have suffered no ill effects. You can use all the Dreadnought products with no fear and a totally clear conscience!